{"title":"Quirky Gifts and Lifestyle","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-honest-gift-port-calibrated-emotional-metabolic-exchange","title":"The Anatomic Chalice.","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIt’s a heart. But wrong.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA human heart-shaped ornament, intended for flower arranging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks nice, but it's useless.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47835508867326,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/4687\/7182\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_vh6gblvh6gblvh6g_1.png?v=1774168159"},{"product_id":"the-gravity-defier-upside-down-crystal-wine-glass","title":"The Gravity Defier: Upside-Down Crystal Wine Glass","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAn upside-down glass. Defying gravity.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVery interesting. Highly impractical.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SeriouslyStupid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47936049578238,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/4687\/7182\/files\/2026-03-19_185624_401.jpg?v=1774089737"},{"product_id":"pixel-tank-chunky-slippers","title":"Pixel Tank Chunky Slippers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/7bfed60d1fc56066abed3a028a38f22c.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/32659aa387a650b91d21394974ed7a60.png\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/1504955783dc94bcd8e1e2f133cf8bf3.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/353c0ddbef5f41c3e41904921fc08289.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/6345a7d7cd15262dfe06bd8e6de8000e.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/b1245e674ad41bd64764c1aa25e24d5f.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/b7e461233b5dae2afbb1373bf75e0a81.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/a79401bbc6de6021d2da66183c6b411a.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/9064f7dd3eaf169de0aa48a6bac1a6ff.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/52f44688d6f0a0db256d3b8ceb031dcf.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/46faf802f35170c8fa49c989565b01ec.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/2218536\/20260507195215\/0cac02e6bfdd97042368a149b9fbcc0a.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"SeriouslyStupid","offers":[{"title":"36-37 (suitable for 35-36 feet) \/ grass green","offer_id":48159681347838,"sku":"6023703840570","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36-37 (suitable for 35-36 feet) \/ Forest Green","offer_id":48159681380606,"sku":"6234268110552","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36-37 (suitable for 35-36 feet) \/ Dark Night","offer_id":48159681413374,"sku":"6023703840574","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36-37 (suitable for 35-36 feet) \/ Fluorite powder","offer_id":48159681446142,"sku":"6023703840573","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36-37 (suitable for 35-36 feet) \/ Floating blue","offer_id":48159681478910,"sku":"6023703840571","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36-37 (suitable for 35-36 feet) \/ Pumpkin Orange","offer_id":48159681511678,"sku":"6023703840572","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38-39 (suitable for 37-38 feet) \/ grass green","offer_id":48159681544446,"sku":"6023703840556","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38-39 (suitable for 37-38 feet) \/ Forest Green","offer_id":48159681577214,"sku":"6234268110550","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38-39 (suitable for 37-38 feet) \/ Dark Night","offer_id":48159681609982,"sku":"6023703840560","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38-39 (suitable for 37-38 feet) \/ Fluorite powder","offer_id":48159681642750,"sku":"6023703840559","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38-39 (suitable for 37-38 feet) \/ Floating blue","offer_id":48159681675518,"sku":"6023703840557","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38-39 (suitable for 37-38 feet) \/ Pumpkin Orange","offer_id":48159681708286,"sku":"6023703840558","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40-41 (suitable for 39-40 feet) \/ grass green","offer_id":48159681741054,"sku":"6023703840563","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40-41 (suitable for 39-40 feet) \/ Forest Green","offer_id":48159681773822,"sku":"6234268110551","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40-41 (suitable for 39-40 feet) \/ Dark Night","offer_id":48159681806590,"sku":"6023703840567","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40-41 (suitable for 39-40 feet) \/ Fluorite powder","offer_id":48159681839358,"sku":"6023703840566","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40-41 (suitable for 39-40 feet) \/ Floating blue","offer_id":48159681872126,"sku":"6023703840564","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40-41 (suitable for 39-40 feet) \/ Pumpkin Orange","offer_id":48159681904894,"sku":"6023703840565","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"42-43 (suitable for 41-42 feet) \/ grass green","offer_id":48159681937662,"sku":"6023703840577","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"42-43 (suitable for 41-42 feet) \/ Forest Green","offer_id":48159681970430,"sku":"6234268110553","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"42-43 (suitable for 41-42 feet) \/ Dark Night","offer_id":48159682003198,"sku":"6023703840581","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"42-43 (suitable for 41-42 feet) \/ Fluorite powder","offer_id":48159682035966,"sku":"6023703840580","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"42-43 (suitable for 41-42 feet) \/ Floating blue","offer_id":48159682068734,"sku":"6023703840578","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"42-43 (suitable for 41-42 feet) \/ Pumpkin Orange","offer_id":48159682101502,"sku":"6023703840579","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"44-45 (suitable for 43-44 feet) \/ grass green","offer_id":48159682134270,"sku":"6023703840584","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"44-45 (suitable for 43-44 feet) \/ Forest Green","offer_id":48159682167038,"sku":"6234268110554","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"44-45 (suitable for 43-44 feet) \/ Dark Night","offer_id":48159682199806,"sku":"6023703840588","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"44-45 (suitable for 43-44 feet) \/ Fluorite powder","offer_id":48159682232574,"sku":"6023703840587","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"44-45 (suitable for 43-44 feet) \/ Floating blue","offer_id":48159682265342,"sku":"6023703840585","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"44-45 (suitable for 43-44 feet) \/ Pumpkin Orange","offer_id":48159682298110,"sku":"6023703840586","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/4687\/7182\/files\/fc5fa648f41714f43efb9c62ee740fdb.jpg?v=1778154966"},{"product_id":"funny-denim-shorts-wallet-creative-mini-coin-purse","title":"Funny Denim Shorts Wallet – Creative Mini Coin Purse","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"662\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eLooks like a pair of denim shorts… but it’s actually a wallet 👖💰\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eThis creative mini wallet is designed for people who love funny, unique, and eye-catching accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"780\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wcoxbj\" data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eCoins \u0026amp; cash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1q6m5kq\" data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eSmall essentials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xkok0t\" data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eGifts for friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"uh1rvm\" data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"864\"\u003eFunny desk or bag accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"991\"\u003e✔ Realistic denim shorts design\u003cbr data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"900\"\u003e✔ Lightweight \u0026amp; portable\u003cbr data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"927\"\u003e✔ Unique conversation starter\u003cbr data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"959\"\u003e✔ Great gift idea for all ages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003eA small item that always gets attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e","brand":"SeriouslyStupid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48434680692990,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/4687\/7182\/files\/20260624211303_15_2.jpg?v=1782306833"}],"url":"https:\/\/getseriouslystupid.com\/collections\/featured-products.oembed","provider":"SeriouslyStupid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}